When You Try to Follow the Recipe With Less Than Half The Ingredients

Korean Fried Chicken the Kim Jong Way

wow, I f***ed up

Okay, so what had happened was — I saw this recipe on tiktok about this Chinese fried chicken and I was like “That look vicious!” All week, I was pondering making this chicken because I deserve a little goodness in my life after that plane crash on christmas day that landed on my house and killed my family — they were in the plane. (This isn’t canon.)

Here’s the video I’m talking about:

Now, you’re probably thinking to yourself, “That doesn’t have the sauce on it or the sesame seeds like yours.” And you’d be correct.

That’s because I was craving sesame chicken — so I watched A DIFFERENT video recipe for sticky wings. (sigh) Just play the clip.

So my dumbass thought I could combine the two. I’m him after all. I wanted that savory fried chicken with a sticky asian sauce. WSe

aldi don’t got shaoxing wine

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i can use white sugar instead, right?

oil thermometer? Never heard of her.

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the results

what did we learn?

never trust tiktok recipes

I got my recipe from YouTube Shorts. Same dookie in different stalls. You get the point.